Forget high schoolers, sixth graders know whats up. Fricken love these kids.

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dailyseinfeld:

Jerry and Jeannie enjoying themselves at the grocery store.

(via The Invitations)

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Meet Stewie, the world’s longest cat.

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lifeofbk:

I pulled the text off Coco’s Vanity Fair ad, and sized it up for the iPhone’s retina display. Click through if you want it for yourself!

I don’t have an Iphone, but if I did, this is what it would look like.

People used to call me Matilda.

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I love fat birds. SO MUCH.

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dailyseinfeld:

JERRY: I’m going out with one of the Miss America contestants, you wanna go?
KRAMER: What state?
JERRY: Rhode Island.
KRAMER: They’re never in contention.
GEORGE: How do you know?
KRAMER: Because I’ve seen every Miss America pageant since I was six.
JERRY: Look, do you want to go or not? I’ll buy you dinner.
KRAMER: Giddy-up!

(via The Chaperone)

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I will marry him.

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"Everyone was always very friendly to him, and no one was ever very nice; everyone spoke to him, and no one ever said anything."

Catch-22,  Joseph Heller